1 December, 2014

I just discovered what you call those women whose way of acting may resemble that of a prostitute but which, in my opinion, is ethically deplorable; those women who rank the men around them by their wealth and then go hunting down the ones who lead that "ranking" with the purpose of living off them for the rest of their lives: they are the RANKINEERS.

I would like to begin by saying that I am in favor of legalizing prostitution and that the women who have chosen this profession, this way of making a living, deserve all my respect. I cannot however feel the same sympathy for those I am going to talk about in this article, social parasites - I can't stand lazy people - whose purpose in life is to not work and take advantage of the efforts of others.

What do rankineers contribute to our society? Unlike prostitutes, absolutely nothing. They don’t even pretend to provide sexual services in exchange for money, as they think they are different from prostitutes by avoiding sexual relations with their victims, reducing these relations to only those required for their despicable purposes. It’s the last straw!

To understand how a rankineer thinks, the following article helps: http://freakonomics.com/2007/10/09/the-economics-of-gold-digging/

These women analyze the men in their environment, place them in order in meticulous lists according to their income, social status, and submissiveness, and then try to hunt down those who occupy the top positions. The rankineers follow their lists from top to bottom, first trying their luck with those at the top but continuing until they find the perfect victim, until they get pregnant and are kept for life by the mad who believed in them. Can there be anything more ethically shameful in a person? Anything crueler and more undignified in a woman?

The following is a literal transcript of a conversation overheard at a club in Madrid between two proud and outspoken rankineers: "How about that one? - Not enough dough, not enough to support me /And that one? - Too much character. Not easy to handle / And that one? - That one could be. I'm going to fuck him, and we'll see."

What are these women selling? Their product is themselves. A perishable and entirely denigrated product. They are all "spoiled little princesses" looking for a man who wants a trophy wife by his side, a woman who does nothing or practically nothing and does not mind belittling herself as a person. Since it is easy to carry out, this trade exists in all social levels: it only consists in getting married or pregnant and living off a man, maintained for as long as possible without lifting a finger.

A male victim of one of these women once told me that each sexual relationship with his particular rankineer had cost him, on average, about 1,200 euros, especially considering that for two months he had maintained her expensive habits. This man was smart enough to not get her pregnant and get rid of her when he sensed the relationship was getting dangerous. I could not help saying to this man what a famous soccer player once said to another friend of mine: "a top-notch escort would have been much cheaper and would not have given you any problems; they are equally spectacular, usually smarter and on top of that, very professional because they always give you a good service. Next time, think twice."

So, gentlemen, beware of these "gold-digging ladies", beware of the aforementioned rankineers: women who want nothing more than to take everything you’ve got. Find yourself a good woman who knows that we come to the world to contribute and not freeload. Instead, hire sex professionals if you can't/want to get it for free or if the one you get is not enough. Follow this advice or you will enter the corridors as victims of rankineers. Not only will you lose your money, your best years, your dignity... but you run the risk of losing -when they decide that you are dispensable- the children that they have had to achieve their goals, but who for you may be the most important thing you have done in life.